Vegan pulla (Finnish braided cardamom bread)

Hey y’all! More super-duper exciting social media news! Do you see that little line of blue icons to the left there? There’s a new addition to the family, and its name is Instagram! And guess what—Baby June has created an account! But how could this be? Baby June doesn’t even have a smartphone! Well guess what, there’s a new bitch in town called Bluestacks, where you can download some Android games onto your silly old-fashioned laptop for free, using this genius new software called Layer Cake. How app-ed (haha punnnnnnn) is that? Okay, and I also have to use Gramblr to actually upload the goddamn photos. Without filters. Mostly because I am a hapless pleb.

Vegan pannukakku (Finnish baked pancakes) with blueberry chia compote

As I write this, millions of Americans are attending Memorial Day parades and visiting the gravestones of fallen soldiers and remembering in their hearts the valiant efforts of our armed forces to protect our nation. For one day, millions will put aside their differences—whether political, religious, or otherwise—and acknowledge our bravest citizens with heartwarming songs and belly-aching barbecues. Every hot dog eaten symbolizes the freedom we share and the blood put forth to preserve it. A noble tradition, it is, to have a day set aside for these patriotic exercises.

Washington dreamed of a nation where all men could freely enjoy hot dogs. source