Blueberry banana cake trifle with cheesecake mousse and lemon curd

You know why this cake is a trifle? And not an ACTUAL GODDAMN LAYER CAKE?

The first entry I ever posted on this shitty blog would explain that for you. But because I am not interested in having any self-respecting readers schlep back through that verbal mess I produced back when I was a wee babe a woefully inexperienced and naïve blogger an idiot, I will just tell you that in the world of Baby June, a failed cake = a future trifle. So my attempt to add blueberries to a completely innocent vanilla cake resulted in a cake that was undercooked in the center and burned on the outside. So what? Cut off the bad parts; layer it in a trifle dish. No one will know.