Monday, July 6, 2015

Healthy vegan chocolate shake

healthy vegan chocolate shake

ANOTHER smoothie? Just a few days after posting one for, like, the first time ever? And with another edible item-rimmed glass?

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Vegan no-bake banana split cheesecake

vegan no-bake banana split cheesecake

Happy Fourth of July to my fellow Americans and non-Americans everywhere! Technically, the day is called FUCK YEAH ‘MURICA #FREEDOM #1776 DAY but most folks know it as Independence Day or simply the Fourth of July. Any of those names are fine.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Tropical beach birthday cake

tropical beach birthday cake

Upon returning to good ol’ New England after my trip to the Bahamas a few weeks ago, I had two things on my mind: 1) ugh I want to be back there under the palm trees and swimming in the deep blue sea and eating guava cheesecake ice cream, and 2) it is my brother’s birthday tomorrow and GOOD GOD I’VE GOT TO MAKE A CAKE!

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Vegan peanut butter chocolate chip banana bread

HEY LET’S TALK ABOUT MUSIC AGAIN. Don’t be scared, it’s just a few music videos. And I promise not to complain about Taylor Swift this time.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Vegan strawberry rhubarb layer cake

vegan strawberry rhubarb layer cake

Did you hear the news? Apparently, in all four million square miles of the United States of America, it is now legal to marry whoever the hell you want, thanks to a narrowly-won Supreme Court decision that decided “You know it is actually unconstitutional to ban same-sex marriage. Sorry about that.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Banana macaroon smoothie

banana macaroon smoothie

Recently, thanks to the wonder that is the internet, a certain issue has come to my awareness. No, nothing important like trade bills, or presidential elections; this issue deals with linguistics, which sounds like a very dry subject compared to such flashy newspaper-worthy things.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Vegan rosewater Victorian sponge cake

rosewater victorian sponge cake

So you know how last post, I told you I was going to “blog a book”?

That was mostly the truth. I am actually going to host the work-in-progress, improvised shitshow of a novel on Wattpad, a snazzy little site where users can post stories and whatnot for free in a very stylish-looking, well-designed format. It’s almost like self-publishing—emphasis on almost.