I’m not much of an SEO-friendly blogger. I kind of half-heartedly type in alt text (the stuff that shows up in lieu of pictures when your internet is all fucked up which provides search engines with information about the pictures so they show up in searches)...I put random shit as tags in posts...my page descriptions (the snippets of text used to preview pages in web searches) are kind of not-so-hot.
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Today I have for you a slightly unusual recipe for this blog—Eton mess, a treat made with vegan meringue and some simple custard. Fitting with this unusual dessert, the photos are a leeetle bit greener than you may be used to.
Saturday, March 21, 2015
You ever had banoffee pie? That “English dessert made from bananas, cream, and toffee”, often plopped in a pie crust and served up to hungry tea-drinkers?
Yeah...I haven’t. It’s terrible.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
As the conclusion to my “mug cake” miniseries (after this vanilla raspberry chocolate chip cake and this chocolate chip cookie), I have for you today the richest and most delicious of mug cake flavors, more chocolaty and peanut butter-y and scrumptious than you can imagine.
Monday, March 16, 2015
I don’t know about you, but I’m pumped for all of the music to come for the rest of 2015. We’re past the left shark-right shark thing of January—now it’s time to get down to business. I think.
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Did you know that today was Pi Day? You know, the day where everyone recognizes America’s (arguably backwards) system of dating things because of the fact that you get a nice little 3.14 when you write out the date. Not to mention, today was the Pi Day of the century because—get this—the date matches up with the first five digits of pie, 3.1415.
Friday, March 13, 2015
It’s about time I posted another layer cake. “Cake” is in the goddamn name of the blog—I can’t be misleading you people by posting pancakes and dumb shit all the time just because I’m lazy oh and because I’m hoarding recipes to possibly write an e-cookbook (there I said it). So here you are. A banana layer cake. With caramel and candied pistachios and shit. Fancy as fuck.