ANOTHER smoothie? Just a few days after posting one for, like, the first time ever? And with another edible item-rimmed glass?
Monday, July 6, 2015
Saturday, July 4, 2015
Happy Fourth of July to my fellow Americans and non-Americans everywhere! Technically, the day is called FUCK YEAH ‘MURICA #FREEDOM #1776 DAY but most folks know it as Independence Day or simply the Fourth of July. Any of those names are fine.
Thursday, July 2, 2015
Upon returning to good ol’ New England after my trip to the Bahamas a few weeks ago, I had two things on my mind: 1) ugh I want to be back there under the palm trees and swimming in the deep blue sea and eating guava cheesecake ice cream, and 2) it is my brother’s birthday tomorrow and GOOD GOD I’VE GOT TO MAKE A CAKE!
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
Saturday, June 27, 2015
Did you hear the news? Apparently, in all four million square miles of the United States of America, it is now legal to marry whoever the hell you want, thanks to a narrowly-won Supreme Court decision that decided “You know it is actually unconstitutional to ban same-sex marriage. Sorry about that.”
Friday, June 26, 2015
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
So you know how last post, I told you I was going to “blog a book”?
That was mostly the truth. I am actually going to host the work-in-progress, improvised shitshow of a novel on Wattpad, a snazzy little site where users can post stories and whatnot for free in a very stylish-looking, well-designed format. It’s almost like self-publishing—emphasis on almost.