Vegan pulla (Finnish braided cardamom bread)

Hey y’all! More super-duper exciting social media news! Do you see that little line of blue icons to the left there? There’s a new addition to the family, and its name is Instagram! And guess what—Baby June has created an account! But how could this be? Baby June doesn’t even have a smartphone! Well guess what, there’s a new bitch in town called Bluestacks, where you can download some Android games onto your silly old-fashioned laptop for free, using this genius new software called Layer Cake. How app-ed (haha punnnnnnn) is that? Okay, and I also have to use Gramblr to actually upload the goddamn photos. Without filters. Mostly because I am a hapless pleb.

I should write a book

I have been doing a lot of soul-searching lately. And by soul-searching I mean doing a fuck ton of hemming and hawing.

We’ve all said it at some point. I should write a book. That would make a great book. Ohmigodz, that would totes be a bestseller.

There are a lot of reasons to write a book. Creative expression. Truly brilliant ideas. A love for words. And then there are reasons not to write a book, including the often unheeded fact that most of us don’t know shit about novel-writing and are prone to believing we could give Aretha Franklin a run for her money if only we invested a bit of time into the effort. 

Oh, sure you could, honey. source