Postmodernist bûche de Noël

Postmodernist. That fancy, arty term, conjuring images of all-white canvases and ugly sculptures and Lady Gaga. What does it mean, anyway?

Well, I’m no art graduate. I can’t really tell you just by skimming through the Wikipedia article, which featured more than a few walls-o-text that could make even the most patient scholar’s eyes glaze over. I do think, however, that it has something to do with being, like, above modernism. It’s kinda upper-level.