As you can see, some dramatic, earth-shaking changes have
been enacted on this here blog as of late. To the left, there is a line of
social media icons, as follows:
No fucking duh, Baby June. |
You will find that these symbols link to my social media
profiles. Why did I do this? Because I am a validation-starved attention whore,
obviously. Feel free to click on them. Or not. It hardly matters, because my
point in mentioning this is to give credit to Sew Many Ways’ tutorial on how to create this
beautiful line of symbols as well as Carrie Loves’ free downloads.
In case you were wondering, I used “dazzling blue”.
Well, that had absolutely nothing to do with the recipe I have
here, so let us move on to more fascinating and delicious courses of
conversation—I mean, single-stream ranting—like, I don’t know…sweet potatoes.
Sweet, sweet potatoes. source |
Imma let you finish, but sweet potatoes are the greatest
vegetable of all time. And yes, they are vegetables.
Even though they taste like candy.
Not only are sweet potatoes delicious, but they have been a
staple of the human diet for millennia. The World Until Yesterday by Jared Diamond, a
fascinating book I recently read, described how many traditional societies (the
term used for the tribes and bands of, you know, yore). I can’t find a direct
quote, but I distinctly remember reading that some societies (mostly those in
Polynesia and South America, where sweet potatoes are a native plant) had diets
consisting of up to 90% sweet potatoes. In case you aren’t so great in math,
that’s a lot. Trust me. I eat tons of sweet potatoes, but my dietary intake
probably maxes out at around 5%, depending on the day.
Why were these societies able subsist off of this fabulous
vegetable? Because it is a) readily available in their climates and b) super
nutritious and c) probably the tastiest food these primitive societies had available
to them. I mean, if you have a choice between taro root, plain greens, and
sweet potato, would you really say, “Hey,
I’m really feeling that spinach today, let’s go munch on some dressing-less
salad while we fight of starvation and disease”? No. You fucking wouldn’t. In
fact, you would probably rather go and hunt some lions. Sweet potatoes just
happen to be a bit easier to acquire than fresh lion flank steak.
GO EAT SOME SWEET POTATOES, MOTHERFUCKER. source |
Okay lion, calm down. Bitch.
And that is how some traditional societies came to rely on
sweet potatoes so heavily. Does that make eating 90% sweet potatoes paleo?
I don't think traditional societies were able to acquire that much meat, but whatever. source |
Reading The World Until Yesterday in large part
justified my obsession with this glorious vegetable. It’s natural. Must be in
my genes, buried underneath all of the beer-loving Irishness and croissant-gomphing
Frenchness and whiteness in general.
So it came as no surprise to my family that, when I officially
finished all of my stupid fucking exams and was home for the summer, I chose to
make a sweet potato layer cake to celebrate.
Um...I don't see any sweet potato. |
Yes, there is sweet potato in there. Somewhere. Somehow. If you
dig beneath all of that frosting, you shall find it.
Scroll up to the top where I so helpfully placed that shot
of a single slice of this beautiful mess, and you will see that the frosting is
sort of sectioned off into two layers. That is because there is actually two
layers of frosting. The first layer consists of world-famous two-ingredient vegan frosting, made with coconut cream
and chocolate chips, and to be honest it came out quite shitty. Shitty enough that
I smeared it all over my painstakingly crafted layer cake and cried my heart
out before sucking it up and making a batch of buttercream to hide the failure.
The second frosting recipe I tried, from Add a Pinch, came out far, far better—and so from now on I
recommend that instead as a staple vegan frosting. It is simple and fabulous
and fluffy and delicious and every way. You can’t go wrong with chocolate
buttercream.
Now about the cake. The pound cake, which I adapted from
Taste of Home, was sort of a mess too. I did not think you would have to spread
the batter perfectly smooth in the pans before baking. I was wrong. Thus I strongly
recommend you make sure to do so if you attempt this recipe. Also—I was lacking
silken tofu to make my favorite egg replacement, therefore I was forced to use
chia seeds (as you can plainly see). That was not so grand, unless you like
having little black dots studded throughout your cake. So feel free to use tofu
instead.
Otherwise, there was nothing wrong with this layer cake. Nothing
at all.
I know. I’m just perfect that way.
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Sweet potato layer cake with candied pecans and chocolate frosting
Makes
one large layer cake
Ingredients
56 grams ● Earth Balance, softened ● ¼ cup
54 grams ● coconut oil, softened (or more Earth Balance) ● ¼
cup
100 grams ● granulated sugar ● ½ cup
124 grams ● silken tofu, blended until smooth (or other substitute for
two eggs—I used two chia eggs) ● ½ cup
2 grams ● vanilla extract ● ½ teaspoon
187 grams ● all-purpose flour ● 1 ½ cups
4 grams ● baking powder ● 1 teaspoon
1 gram ● baking soda ● ¼ teaspoon
1 gram ● salt ● 1/8 teaspoon
2 grams ● cinnamon ● ½ teaspoon
1 gram ● nutmeg ● 1/8 teaspoon
200 grams ● mashed and cooled sweet potatoes ● 1 cup
318 grams ● sweet potato ● 1 cup plus ½ cup plus 2 tablespoons
141 grams ● cashews, soaked for one hour ● 1 cup
240 grams ● maple syrup ● ¾ cup
14 grams ● coconut oil ● 1 tablespoon
0.5 gram ● salt ● 1 pinch
168 ● chocolate chips ● 1 cup
100 grams ● pecans ● 1 cup
50 grams ● sugar ● ¼ cup
14 grams ● coconut oil ● 1 tablespoon
2 grams ● vanilla extract ● ½ teaspoon
2 grams ● salt ● ¼ teaspoon
2 grams ● cinnamon ● 1 teaspoon
170 grams ● Earth Balance,
softened ● ¾ cup
43 grams ● cocoa powder ●
½ cup
300 grams ● powdered sugar ●
2 ½ cups
60 grams ● nondairy milk ●
¼ cup
4 grams ● vanilla extract ●
1 teaspoon
1 gram ● espresso powder ●
¼ teaspoon
Instructions
To make sweet potato pound cake, start by preheating the
oven to 350 degrees F and greasing two nine-inch round baking pans. Set aside.
Place Earth Balance, coconut oil, and sugar in the bowl of
an electric stand mixer and beat until light and fluffy. Add tofu (or chia eggs)
and vanilla extract and beat until combined. In a separate bowl, whisk together
flour, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt. Add to creamed
mixture alternately with sweet potatoes and mix just until combined. The batter
will be stiff, and that’s okay.
Divide batter into the greased baking pans, smoothing over
batter into an even layer, and bake for about 20 to 25 minutes or until a
toothpick inserted comes out clean. Let cool for ten minutes before removing
from pans, then let cake layers cool completely before making the other layers.
To make sweet potato cheesecake, combine all ingredients in
a powerful blender or food processor and let it whir until thoroughly combined.
To make candied pecans, start by placing parchment paper on
a baking sheet. Set aside. Then, melt coconut oil in a large skillet over
medium-high heat. Add sugar, salt, and cinnamon and stir to combine. Add nuts
and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly until sugar caramelizes and the
nuts are toasted. Remove from heat and add vanilla. Pour nuts on prepared
baking sheet and use a fork to separate nuts into a single layer. Let cool
completely before using.
Now, place the cooled sweet potato cake at the bottom of a
nine-inch springform pan. Sprinkle some candied pecans on top, then pour sweet
potato cheesecake on top of that. Add the rest of the candied pecans. Top with
the final layer of sweet potato cake and put the whole shebang in the freezer.
To make chocolate frosting, place softened Earth Balance and
cocoa powder in the bowl of an electric stand mixer and cream together until well
combined. Next, add one cup of powdered sugar and one tablespoon of milk. Turn
mixer on high for about a minute, then add another cup of powdered sugar and
another tablespoon of milk. Mix on high once again. Finish with the remaining
milk and sugar as well as vanilla extract and espresso. Beat like a mofo until
it is nice and fluffy and wonderful.
To finish cake, remove the sides of the springform pan from
the prepared layers and cover the whole thing with frosting. Do it like a dude;
don’t be afraid to get messy with that bitch. Put it on a cake tray and serve
it up to your drooling guests. Or yourself.
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Out of all of the components in this cake, I would say the
chocolate chip sweet potato cheesecake and the candied pecans are tied for most
delicious. I could not stop eating those pecans, I swear. Had to hurry to put
together the cake lest I eat them all. Same thing with the cheesecake—could have
eaten it with a spoon right out of the food processor like the fucking punk
rocker I am on the inside if I hadn’t mustered up a shred of self-control just
in time.
That green plate does not go well with that brown cake. Sorry. |
And despite this cake’s imperfections, I would say it
was one of the best cakes I’ve ever made. Maybe not number one—the Thin Mint cake still takes that designation—but
still up there. So much chocolate. So much sweet potato. I am lost for words.
I'm as confused as this photo is right now. |
In other news (besides cake, obviously): I have recently
gone to the cake store (or whatever it is called) to get some more
awesome-sauce baking supplies, such as new piping tips (ZOMG!), an offset
spatula (finally!), a box of fifty piping bags (yes yes yes!), and—wait for it—SPRINKLES!
Nonpareils, to be specific. Armed with these and a library copy of Sensational Buttercream Decorating, I shall
conquer the world.
You just wait and see.
A wonderful cake! I bet it tastes divine. I love those kinds of combinations.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Rosa
It does taste divine! :) Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteI want that cake! (I also want the Dogenut from your previous post and said so, but the internets ate my comment)
ReplyDeleteOh no, I have no idea why the comment might have been eaten! Oh well, you can still look at cake. :)
DeleteFantastic! I made a small sweetpotato cake ones and it came out pretty delicious! This however, looks waaay better than mine :D
ReplyDeleteI love chia seeds as well, so I don't mind the little funny dots! And I can't wait to see what you'll whip up with your new fancy schmanzy supplies :D x
Sweet potato cake is awesome now matter what. :) I can't wait to mah new stuff too! :D
DeleteHow good does this cake sound! I must make this one!
ReplyDeleteThanks! I hope you do!
Deleteughhhh this looks SO GOOD. I'm sitting here drooling wishing I had a piece! An offset spatula is pretty much my favorite tool in my kitchen - I don't really use it that often (read: I've only used it once), but I love it just the same. I need to get my hands on a copy of that buttercream decorating book!
ReplyDeleteI haven't tried using the spatula yet but I'm so excited! When I need another layer cake I guess. :) And that buttercream decorating book is super informative and full of pictures, highly recommended!
DeleteGIVE ME THIS CAKE ALL OVER MY FACE! OMGGG.
ReplyDeleteHaha thanks :)
DeleteSweet potatoes really ARE the best veggie ever to grace this earth! I am bookmarking this cake for the fall. It is so getting into my belly.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I hope you do make it, it's so worth it. :)
DeleteI love sweet potatoes! In baking, in roast dinners, just generally in the direction of my mouth and tummy! This layer cake looks divine and congratulations on finishing all of your exams for the year!
ReplyDeleteAlso, thanks for the links to the social media icons. Can't wait to pretty up my blog a little :)
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