These
decadent indulgent delicious treats are sure to expand your waistline but they
sure don’t taste skinny! They are filled with fresh delicious chocolate and
canned pie filling, and taste exactly like the crumbs at the bottom of the
cereal box. They are probably the best recipe you’ve never made. It’s a
transcendent experience. Like watching Terminator 2 with no pants on and a
ketchup stain on your white shirt. Or Cheeto dust. Fuck. I don’t even know.
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*Heavy breathing* |