That title sorta reminds me of those extreme satirical
dessert bar thingys I made a few months ago. You know, the peanut butter chocolate cookie dough-studded dark cocoa brownies
with candied almond crust, banana pudding swirls, and hazelnut chocolate
drizzle, plus sprinkles, and also those totes delish salted dark chocolate Oreo-stuffed white chocolate chip cookie
bars with coconut red velvet cheesecake swirls, walnut streusel, and salty
caramelized drizzle, plus sprinkles. How could you forget?!
Hot damn, those
were fun times.