There’s no feeling quite like knowing that there is a
celebration coming up which requires cake. Part of my overly-enthusiastic love
for Christmas is the quantity of dessert it requires me, the resident pastry
chef, to make for various gatherings and parties. You should’ve seen the cakes I
spammed my Facebook friends with last year.
Or maybe not. Secondary sugar rush is a serious thing.
I am also happy to make desserts for any other occasion conceivable
(trust me—there is no low I won’t sink to if it means I get to make cake); I’ve
made cakes for neighbors and schoolteachers and the pseudo-“tea parties” my
friends and I would have (and given that we are all avid tea
drinkers,
it is quite fitting).
So imagine how thrilled I was to hear that, this weekend, my family would be celebrating our grandparent’s fiftieth wedding anniversary. Yes. Fiftieth. Which calls for a huge party. Which in turn calls for a shit ton of cake.
So imagine how thrilled I was to hear that, this weekend, my family would be celebrating our grandparent’s fiftieth wedding anniversary. Yes. Fiftieth. Which calls for a huge party. Which in turn calls for a shit ton of cake.
And this is before I even hit the buttercream. source |
It should come as no surprise that I immediately started
pestering my mother about how we certainly didn’t need to order a boring old
cake from the catering company when Baby June could make cakes from scratch,
with maximum customizability and minimum fondant and all that good stuff (also
cheap). My pestering having succeeded, I set out to find the best cake flavor
for this important occasion.
Then I remembered how our grandmother always bought
Neapolitan ice cream when we came to visit (nostalgia: check), and thought of
how strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla of Neapolitan ice cream cartons would divide
up perfectly among three separate layer cakes, and realized that maximize the
time I spent baking, which in my opinion is a total score. The obvious choice.
So smart. |
According to Wikipedia, the Neapolitan
ice cream we know today originated around the 19th century, when
immigrants from Naples,
Italy brought their expertise in frozen desserts to the United States. Apparently
they came up with this thing where strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla ice cream
were molded together to look like the Italian flag.
Woah... source |
Who woulda thunk? source |
Or it could just be that those were the three most popular
ice cream flavors in the US at the time, and I presume they still are (although
I would say those are now more the fodder of the peasantry, since who would choose
those pedestrian flavors when you
could have this or this?).
And frankly, I agree with this guy on most counts.
I quote—
“Dear people who like Neapolitan ice cream: You like
horrible things.”
Yeah. I’ll take a bowl of caramelized
banana brown butter pecan ice cream over that flavor mashup any day.
Don’t tell my gramma that though.
However.
*Theatrical pause* |
This is cake.
This is no sad dish of ice cream; this is a luscious,
fluffy, buttery cake covered in sweet frosting and filled with fresh
strawberries. This is joy. This is love. This is everything I have ever dreamed
of, on a plate. And this is only the first part of three.
Yeah. About that. I prepared and photographed all three
cakes the night before the party (thus the piss-poor lighting) and ended up
sampling them during the party itself. Meaning I didn’t get any nice artsy shots
of the cakes’ interiors. But you can count on the reviews of those who enjoyed
the cakes at the party—people who, if I do might so myself, thoroughly enjoyed
the homemade dessert (I brought some of those confetti cookies too). This particular cake was probably my
second favorite, after the vanilla (coming soon to a blog near you!). It was
very moist and dense, but not gummy, and the frosting was just perfect—although
the strawberry flavor is not as intense as in a boxed mix, which uses powdered
strawberries and artificial flavor and all that weird shit. Not here. This is
all-natural.
Okay besides the Earth Balance.
Here’s the recipe.
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Strawberry cake
Adapted
from Baker
Bettie
Ingredients
168 grams • bananas, mashed • ¾ cup
122 grams • nondairy milk • ½ cup
174 grams • strawberry puree • ¾ cup
6 grams • vanilla extract • 1 ½ teaspoons
2 grams • almond extract • ½ teaspoon
274 grams • cake flour • 2 cups
8 grams • baking powder • 2 teaspoons
3 grams • salt • ½ teaspoon
250 grams • granulated sugar • 1 ¼ cups
150 grams • nondairy buttery spread, softened • 2/3 cup
Instructions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and greased two 8-inch cake
pans.
In a small bowl, whisk together bananas, milk, strawberry
puree, vanilla extract, and almond extract. Set aside.
In the bowl of an electric stand mixer, combine flour,
sugar, baking powder, and salt. With mixer on low, add buttery spread one piece
at a time, mixing until it looks somewhat sandy, but not doughy.
Add about half the wet mixture and mix on low speed until
combined; then, increase to medium-high and beat until lightened in color and
fluffy.
With mixture on low speed, slowing add remaining wet mixture
until incorporated. The batter may look a little curdled, and that’s okay.
Divide batter evenly between prepared pans and baked for 23 to 25 minutes, or
until a toothpick inserted comes out clean. Let cakes sit for ten minutes
before removing from pan onto a wire rack. Let cool completely before frosting.
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Strawberry frosting
Ingredients
40 grams • strawberries, chopped • ¼ cup
170 grams • nondairy buttery spread, softened • ¾ cups
500 grams • powdered sugar • 4 cups plus 2 tablespoons
6 grams • vanilla extract • ½ tablespoon
15 to 30 grams • nondairy milk • 1 to 2 tablespoons
Instructions
Blend strawberries in a blender until no large chunks
remain. Transfer to a bowl and set aside.
Place nondairy buttery spread in the bowl of an electric
stand mixer and beat until light and fluffy, about 6 or 7 minutes. Add a half
cup of powdered sugar and mix until combined. Add vanilla and a bit more
powdered sugar and combine once again. Pour in strawberry puree and remaining
powdered sugar and beat until thoroughly combined and fluffy.
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Why does the cake look like it's floating? No idea. |
And do you see those little dots of frosting? Yeah. That’s
real profesh decorating skill right there. You can thank my fancy pants new tips for that.
Tomorrow, there shall be more cake. Gluten-free cake, to be
specific.
This looks fantastic June! I can only imagine your little cake-workshop at home, and I bet you got to use your new fancy cake making things, right?
ReplyDeleteI think you put a great deal of effort into the choice of flavour too, so thoughtful :D And now, I wish I could invite you over, which would be another excuse to rattle up a cake, and then I could be in charge of brewing the tea :P Hope you're having a great weekend miss! Looking forward to part two and three! x
Thanks! Glad you like it! It was like a cake workshop, for the entire day. :) Got to use my new offset spatula too! :D
DeleteSounds like so much fun! If only we could do it for a living hey? ;) x
DeleteI wish :)
DeleteThis looks like a wonderful cake - the color is just so very pretty and the cake recipe sounds absolutely wonderful!
ReplyDeleteThank you! It is lovely. :)
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